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what is ....
What is a Balash?
like, gag me says... Balash is a last name.. really.

like, gag me says... In fact, Balash is my last name. No lie.

Lovely Lady Lustrely says... Gag me, I have to ask, did you post that
question so you could tell us that? :)

like, gag me says... nope, it wasnt me. It was probably somebody I know. Yeah, they keep posting things that are quite balash. they better stop before i start swingin.

sheep says... God help us.....

exoskeletion says... fool

cruel....but fair!!! says... I don't know but i suspect if you went to a former eastern block country and ordered it in a restaurant you would get a large dish of it containing cabbage, meat, and carrots:)

sheep says... Right.. education time...

Balash of Persia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Balash (in the Greek authors, Balas; the later form of the name Vologaeses), Sassanian king in AD 484-488, was the brother and successor of Peroz, who had died in a battle against the Hephthalites (White Huns) who invaded Persia from the east.

He put down the rebellion of his brother Zareh, and is praised as a mild and generous monarch, who made concessions to the Christians. But as he did nothing against his enemies, he was, after a reign of four years, deposed and blinded, and his nephew, Kavadh I, raised to the throne

meshmonkey says... Sheep - I get the feeling that you're talking balash! ;o}

sheep says... No change there I'm afraid...

There was a young man called Balash
Who's pen1s was covered in goulash
The effect on his dick
made him physically sick
As he developed a bad case of food rash

fred 2 says... Probably someone calling you all "Whiteys", "Whitebread", "white rabbits" (last one i really dont think is a ref to an inanimate object).
And thinking space cadets or pirates?

Lovely Lady Lustrely says... WELL - can't post to that other one for some
strange reason so will chat here instead. Ha
ha Douger - not all australian sheilas bang
like a dunny door you know. Mesh - i have no
idea if i know you or not? Don't you live in the
UK like most of these other folks? Btw, is
'meshmonkey' something to do with those
psych experiment cloth and mesh wire raised
monkeys? Or is that just a load of old balash :)
Goodnight zzzzz

Pigglingbland says... New rule from the Ed LLL, only 3 posts per user per problem. Supposed to stop us chatting.

Lovely Lady Lustrely says... Ohhhh, thanks PB well at least that'll put a lid
on my own balash. Sheep - all i can say is,
judging by your profile photo, if you were 'down
under' your fleecy locks would soon enough
be shorn. Don't know if that even makes
sense. night. zzzz.

Munchkin says... It`s like a Dana, only with sandals and a beard instead of burberry tracksuit and large hoop ear-rings. It`s a treat.


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